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The warehouse glittered. Everything was in top shape and totally clean. Arthur viewed his handiwork with pride. It looked absolutely perfect. If there was one thing that you should know about Arthur, it was that he liked things to be in order. It bordered on the obsessive really. At first it had only applied to his own apartment and appearance, both of which always looked impeccable. However, he spent a bit more time at work than he did at home, and it became increasingly apparent that the warehouse was far below his standards of cleanliness. It was a windy night, slightly chilly, but to be expected in late September. The team was working on

Happiness On a totally miserable Sunday morning high atop the Appalachian Mountains, Xavier Lordy had managed to get himself lost and attacked by a moose. Now, some may wonder how that was possible, seeing how moose are not commonly found as far south as Virginia. Lordy could not explain it either. Then again, moose and Lordy had a checkered past. He simply accepted that no matter where in the world he was, if he was in a wooded area, a moose would most likely be nearby… waiting to attack. If it couldn't get any worse, it was raining. Down pouring really. He was getting wet, soaking wet. He had accepted with some reluctance that while

Oh me, oh my. I possibly may die. I just got toothpaste in my eye.

A Crack Fic for Sarah/ Sarah's Crack Story: Chapter 4 Or the shameless excuse for some mansex story. Take your pick. -------------- "Come on!" Lordy screamed as he ran out of the palace, dragging Torchwood behind him. 'We have to get out of here,' Lordy thought. 'But how?!' He scanned the tropical Hawaiian landscape, but there seemed to be no modes of transportation. "Do you care to divulge just what has caused you to suffer from an unexpected and immense phobia?"Torchwood asked, sounding wounded. He still couldn't get Chris out of his head, and was still rather pissed that Lordy had ruined it for him. "In a minute- must plan daring es